Taylor Lautner's Chest Gets A Movie?!

Coming soon to theaters near you, "Abduction" featuring Taylor Lautner...and several other famous actors that don't really matter. Abduction is a story about a boy Nathan, played by Taylor Lautner and his amazing body. Nathan is a troubled partier who accidentally finds out that his parents aren't his real parents, and that the CIA and quasi-Slavic hoods are after him. Somehow the movie turns into an action packed thriller with some erotic love scenes here and there. Director John Singleton, is actually very smart. He knows that his movie really isn't that good, BUT throw a teen sensation in there, have him take his shirt off a couple times, and guaranteed your movie will sell out the first week it's in theaters. Just knowing "Abduction" features this Twilight Saga hottie, it's a given that it will be extremely successful. Most defiantly sucking in crazed "Team Jacob" fans, ages 10-16.

I love the authors writing style in this article. He speaks his mind and feels no obligation to say anything good about "Abduction" what so ever. Now that's what I call a good movie critic! O'hehir compares "Abduction" to a knock of "Bourne Identity" several times throughout the article. I am able to admit that I am a Taylor Lautner fan, but he is not an incredible actor as O'hehir also mentions multiple times in his review. "'Abduction' may win the 2011 prize for wasting good actors in absolute balderdash" This film also features well known actors such as Sigourney Weaver, Alfred Molina, Michael Nyqvist and Lilly Collins, but their roles do no justice for them. Although the poor reviews of "Abduction" the movie will do just fine in theaters thanks to Team Jacob's crazed teenage girl die hards.

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